Author: Deb Zuroski

It’s About The Oil

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Happy New Year, I guess. I’m not going to ponder here the implications of starting wars in other countries to avoid discussing pedophilia in the US. It’s certainly, nonetheless, worth highlighting that military action is inherently dangerous. Everyone, regardless of political party, should be horrified by the suggestion that our troops would be placed in harm’s way for any reason without significant oversight. If it’s a valid action, there’s no reason to hide it from the members of Congress whose role it is to protect the children, siblings, parents who serve in our names.  

Moving on as I, literally, in that first paragraph, promised that I would.

Because the cognitively declining person in my community can’t drive anymore, I often shuttle them to the grocery store. Today, we went to Costco where they insist on having their own cart, which they sometimes lose and we don’t always find. We usually shop separately because they prefer to go their own way. I suspect it’s an independence thing, which is good, though their grocery selections are often impulsive and not particularly healthy. 

Today, I stopped them from buying two bottles of gummy vitamins because they already take a vitamin supplement ordered by their doctor. Next, I discouraged the purchase of three pounds of very expensive angus beef. My persuasion was not successful. The angus beef has entered their refrigerator, hopefully to be packed into smaller amounts and quickly frozen. (I’ll check in a couple days.) I did distract them from purchasing a lifetime supply of Oreos which was both sad, because who doesn’t love a sandwich cookies, and also necessary, because a single older individual should absolutely not bring three pounds of Oreos into their house. 

I always try to make sure I’m with them at checkout because they find that process challenging, often unable to find their membership or credit card in their admittedly overstuffed wallet. The staff is patient but the process is still overwhelming. We got through it today with minimal bumps and pushed our carts to the exit. This is where things became hilarious. 

Our carts are side-by-side because they want to be able to see me. They worry if I’m behind them. I worry if I’m ahead of them because sometimes they get distracted and stop. I’ve lost them before simply by turning my back for a moment. One time, they bought a second lunch at the Costco cafe, having forgotten that we ate before shopping. They were mid-pizza-slice when I found them. Too late, of course. Another time, they completely left the building and sat in the parking lot–on one of the diamond-shaped barriers. I was in SUCH A PANIC, looking for them. In hindsight, it’s a memory I can laugh about but at the time I was sick to my stomach wondering if they’d wandered away or gotten into someone else’s car (a thing they’ve tried to do). 

Anyway, as I was saying, our carts are side-by-side as we walk through the sliding doors, unfortunately blocking a couple trying to enter. I apologize and make a joke. The man says, “You’re funny. You should be on stage at the Comedy Club. It’s right over there.” That makes me snort laugh. He and his wife laugh too and we all continue on our way. The person I’m with says, “Oh, that was so nice. What a compliment.” I look at them and consider whether to explain that the comment was NOT a compliment. It was what the kids in the 20 teens would call a “sick burn.” And it was really well done. 

I received copies of the European periodical that published my article. If you want one, hit me up. They’re €8.50/$10. I wish I could give them out for free but I had to pay to ship them from Europe, which, with tariffs, cost me $200. I’m trying to make a living here, lol. 

It seems I owe my pancreas an apology. Tests suggest that it is working as expected which, while good news, does lead to more questions. In addition, although I was supposed to transition to twice yearly scans from quarterly, my oncologist has concerns regarding all the weird new blips and blobs in my organs that showed up in the December scans. That, combined with the whole “can’t digest food” thing, has resulted in continuing with quarterly scans. Whatever. I woke up this morning still alive and that’s pretty awesome.

So, again, I say: Happy New Year. Protect your peace; there are more rough days ahead. 

Much love.

It’s About The Oil

How Many Billionaires Does It Take To Lift A Box?

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The day started early–before 8–with a phone call. A delivery arrived unexpectedly. I was literally sitting in bed, grumpy, feeling a little sorry for myself, trying to do a word puzzle (the betweenle). I leaped out of bed, changed my clothes, brushed my teeth, put in my contact lenses, carried the dog downstairs (she does not “do” stairs), woke up my daughter, and ran outside in the space between seconds one and two after that call. 

“Hi,” I chatter, slightly breathless, as I run down the outside stairs to the sidewalk. “I’m so excited, didn’t expect you so soon, haha.” 

“No English,” says the lovely woman holding out the paperwork to me. 

“Oh, haha. Right. You don’t speak English. Yes, you’re at the right house.” I’m still talking in English as I nod over-vigorously and point to the paper. Her spouse–it was obvious, okay?!–brings a box up the walk toward us. “Hi,” I say. “Do you speak English?” 

I take the box as he says “No” with a smile. 

Damn. I prepared my social anxiety patter while I brushed my teeth. What do I do now? Walk silently up and down the sidewalk? NO. Obviously not. Instead, I pull out my ancient high school and college Spanish. “Española?” I ask. 

They’re delighted. “Sí, sí,” they say in unison. “Española.”

I hold up my thumb and finger, close together. “Un poquito.” 

We’re walking to the truck now. The woman turns to me and smiles. “Sí, sí. Un poquito.” She climbs into the truck to get box number two, which I gesture for her to give me. My Spanish memory awakens very, very slightly. 

“Me llamo Deb,” I say and point to myself before taking the box. 

She smiles. “Hola, Deb” she says. “Me llamo Aurelia.” Only she rolls the r in a way I couldn’t do even when I could do it. It sounds beautiful. 

I nod and attempt to repeat her name. She laughs. It seems kind rather than mocking. We smile at each other and I carry the box to the house. The husband is walking back now, ready to carry the last, incredibly heavy, item into the house. I hurry to put the box down and run back as my daughter comes down the stairs and looks at us from the front door. 

They’re moving the last item out of the truck as I return. I add my hands to ease it off the truck. Aurelia gestures that she needs assistance and puts her hand on my shoulder. I put out my hand and help her down. She’s so little. If she tops 5’ it’s only by chance. She smiles. “Gracias,” she says. I smile back. We get the item off the truck and start carrying it to the house. The two dogs next door are side-by-side at the neighbor’s picture window, staring at us. I laugh and say, “Perros,” gesturing with my head for them to look. 

They look and laugh. The man repeats, “Perros,” still laughing. 

My daughter is waiting at the top of the stoep to help. “Mi hija,” I say and the man nods and smiles. Haley suggests that we leave it outside. We can hear our dogs barking hysterically inside the house, absolutely convinced that we’re never returning. And if we do return, we’ll definitely be treat-less.

She says, “Aqui.” The man shakes his head and gestures that he wants to help carry it in. We only purchased service to the door so he’s being very generous. We nod and Haley gestures to me. “I need to take care of the dogs,” she says. She leaves.

He’s confused and looks to me. I say, “Perros.” 

“Ahhh,” he says. “Dos perros?”

“Sí,” I say. “Dos perros.” We laugh. I think the joy is in understanding. The words aren’t inspiring but the effort to communicate is surprisingly fulfilling.

Mi hija returns and adds her hands to our six. Suddenly, because my daughter has the strength of ten grinches plus two, she and the man continue up the stairs, putting the object down “aqui” in the hallway. 

I stand outside with Aurelia as the man joins us. I try to hand a small roll of 20s–it’s $100–to Aurelia. She says, “No” very firmly and shakes her head with a smile. 

I say, “Sí,” equally firmly. We go back and forth twice before I turn to her husband and try to give him the money. I stumble over the words I want to say. “Tienes…no.” I shake my head. “Ustedes tienen hambre.” He looks at me, clearly confused. I’ve used the wrong word? 

Maybe not because Aurelia jumps in. “No,” she says. “No. No.” I’m pretty sure she thinks I’m inviting them in for breakfast. She’s horrified, perhaps embarrassed? They’re a little grimy. They’ve been sleeping in the truck with the boxes. I know this because there was a bedroll visible behind the boxes we carried in. 

I shake my head, a little frustrated with my poor language skills. “No. Restaurant,” I say. I mime putting food in my mouth and rub my stomach. 

The man nods. “Sí. Sí. Tenemos hambre.” 

I point down the street (for some reason that makes no sense) and say “Restaurant.” and push the money at him. He speaks to his wife.

“No. No,” she says. 

“Yes, yes,” I say. He intervenes, saying something to his wife. Their conversation is far too swift for my very poor efforts. 

Whatever he says, she takes the money and says, “Gracias.” 

I shake my head. “No.” I point to myself. “Gracias.” 

She shakes her head and smiles. “Gracias,” she insists.

Oh, yeah? I can top that. “Muchos gracias,” I say. She laughs and concedes. 

Immigrants are not the problem.

Much love.

How Many Billionaires Does It Take To Lift A Box?

Pancreas Goes On Performance Improvement

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Me: So, Pancreas, do you know why I brought you into my office today?

Pancreas: Is it about those vacation days I asked for? Because I’ve already bought the plane tickets. 

Me: Sigh. 

Me: First, as a pancreas, you don’t get vacation days. Because you are a PANCREAS. If you were the Skeletal System, we could talk about days off.

Pancreas: I work very hard.

Me: (sotto voce) And now we come to the crux of this discussion. 

Me: Are you entirely sure about that? 

Pancreas: That I work hard? Yes, I’m sure. Damn sure. There’s no harder working organ in this body.

Me: Okay. Okay. I think I should stop you right there, before Heart hears you. Or Lungs. Or Central Nervous System. Or Liver. Liver is working at full capacity even though it’s about half the size it was two years ago. Can you say the same?

Pancreas: Unfair. I cannot be cut in half. 

Me: (sotto voce) Well, you’re working like you were.

Pancreas: (suspicious) What was that? I didn’t quite hear you.

Me: I said, “I’m so cold. Brrr.”

Pancreas: (confused) You’re exactly 97.9 F. Perfectly normal.

Me: Right. Let’s get back to your performance. Can you explain your reduced enzyme output?

Pancreas: Resources are limited. I’m getting up there, almost 60 years old, you know. You had that surgery last year. It threw everything off. I’m tired. I need a vacation.

Me: Sigh.

Me: I assume you know that the heart is older than you are, by like 2 weeks. ANYWAY….

Pancreas: (makes raspberry sounds) Heart. Blah Blah Blah. All I ever hear is that Heart is better than me. Hmph.

Me: Look. Your enzyme production is down. Stomach and Intestines are requiring external enzyme support. I’m going to have to put you on a performance improvement plan. 

Pancreas: Oh yeah. How about I just quit? 

Me: Stomach and Intestines both think you already have. That’s why they’re demanding external enzyme support. Pancreas, this performance improvement plan is for your own good. If you don’t start making enzymes, you’ll be replaced entirely by enzyme pills. You don’t want that. You’d miss working. We’d miss your cheerleading at the daily stand up discussions. And your jokes! I’m still laughing about the hippo-zippo one you told last week. 

Pancreas: (a little teary) You liked that one? 

Me: I sure did. Do you want a tissue?

Pancreas: (nodding) I’m sorry. I’ll do what I can to step up productivity. I’ve just been feeling a little down. It’s the season, you know? You eat so much food during the holidays. 

Me: (angry face)…

Pancreas: Not that I’m blaming you. 

Me: Uh huh. Suddenly I’m excited to start taking those enzymes. (glares menacingly at Pancreas)

Much love.

Pancreas Goes On Performance Improvement

A Million Years Ago….

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A million years ago, I had the very great pleasure to spend time with a team of 25 Indians who traveled to the US to work on a project. Today, I was ordering pastries (at a Paris Baguette) from a young Indian man and he did something that made me feel such melancholy for that team from so very long ago. The work? I don’t give two hooey’s about that anymore, though at the time we were making history. Today, I miss the people on that team. 

So, what did that young Indian man do? Well, it’s a little hard to describe but basically it’s a head motion common in India, a sort of head nod/shake. The first time you work with a large group of Indian men, you’ll wonder why they appear to be shaking their heads in a sort of “no” gesture when you’re talking to them. They aren’t, in fact, saying “no.” They’re telling you to continue, that they’re with you, grasping what you’ve said. 

When that young barista did his nod/shake, I had to hold in the outpouring of *something* that tried to spew forth in a glory of half-sentences and laughter. Yes, I did, in fact, keep it to myself. As memories go, it’s a little inexplicable, a memory that one holds close because no one else will really understand. I doubt that I’ve thought of that head shake movement in ten years but today, in a second, I was transported right back to a huge room at the top of Highmark’s Pittsburgh building, leaning over a table as I tried to convince one of the men that I was right about the enrollment process. I did not win that argument.

Have you read Project Hail Mary? I’ve been having difficulty finding time to sit down with a book but I was on a longer drive recently listening to it. And I’m speechless. It’s that good. I’ve only cried twice but there’s still three hours left in the book so, you know, plenty of time for more tears.

 I spent a good part of two days in the company of a person with cognitive decline. They were having some work done in the house but sometimes can’t remember the work that’s being done and can’t answer questions about the work. So, I’m there, keeping them company, and providing support when there’s a question. It’s exhausting. Part of it is answering repeatedly the same question without getting annoyed. When I was in training at Disney World, our trainers would remind us that we could never be frustrated over the number of times we answered a question–about the time for the next show, the location of the bathrooms, why they couldn’t bring their ice cream into the theater, why they couldn’t take their beer from the building–because, as the trainers said, that was the FIRST time that person had asked ME that question. 

What, however, does one do when the same person asks the same question or a variation thereof about 16 times in an hour? Well, one still cannot get frustrated because the cognitively declining person thinks they’ve never asked that particular question before. Mostly, frustration isn’t the issue for me, to be honest. Coming up with interesting distractions IS. My daughter gave me a big container of buttons–yep, buttons–and suggested that, as a project, this person might enjoy sorting the buttons by color and putting them into another container (with compartments) that Haley also thoughtfully provided. It was great. Worked like a damn charm. They found it soothing. I had a solid 30 minutes of peace to just take a breath. I owe my girl BIG TIME for the idea. 

On the flip side of cognitive decline symptoms, I was visiting my not-my-aunt Ginny and she decided AGAIN that we needed to make a break for it. She concocted several very elaborate plans to get us out of the facility and into my car. The woman can’t walk anymore but she’s somehow maneuvering herself FASTER THAN I AM toward the exit. I keep trying to turn the wheelchair but she’s digging in her heels. How is she this strong?! 

Feeling rather melancholy recently in the run up to the quarterly scans, I decided it would be a good idea to think about all the strong women in my family who have left this earthly existence. There are so many. I don’t know if that means I got more than my share or if, more likely, we all have had strong women in our lives that we just, maybe, didn’t realize were so amazing because we were children at the time. I was calling on them, I guess, to give me strength, lift me out of the doldrums, who knows…. The mental exercise accomplished none of those things but did make me miss them more than ever. 

Scan-wise, I have no updates to share. Scans were December 1st because nothing says “Happy Freakin’ Holidays” like starting the month by checking one’s body for bips and bops that don’t belong. I follow an author, breast cancer remission, who, this week, talked about the cruelty of the wait. She has a mass that might be nothing or might be something. She has a biopsy in two weeks. When she said that, in her Insta reel, I felt that same stomach drop that I get every single time I have scans. Disease takes normalcy as well as health. It steals peace and quiet moments of joy, if it can. 

I know the strategies of distraction and mindfulness but I am also deeply familiar with the anxiety of the wait–for news, for treatment, for results, for appointments. Even when the news is good, there is regular checking for the possibility of new bad news. GAH. It’s a relentless battle. And then well-meaning scientists conduct a study to see if cancer patients are more likely to be depressed than healthy people…. I’m sorry. Was that a question? What could their hypothesis have been other than–OBVIOUSLY? What are they going to do with those incredibly obvious results in a grotesquely under-funded mental health industry? 

Anyway, happy December to all who celebrate the last month of the year. I’ve always thought that the end of the year should come with a sticker, like a checkmark or a big smiley face, and then we should get recess. Instead, we start the year with taxes due, a new deductible on our health insurance ($9,100 for me), and debt from holiday extravagance. I’d much rather have the recess, thank you.

A Frank Nowalk original is up for auction this week. I desperately want it to be purchased by someone who will love it as much as he loved making it. It’s an incredible homage to Pittsburgh and currently has NO BIDS on it.

Also, if you look at the rest of the catalog, you’ll find some Ed Eberle art. If you don’t know who he is, check him out!! The Eberle Gallery is still in Homestead and very active in supporting growing artists. 

Musical interlude–”Christmas Time Is Here” by Bela Fleck and the Flecktones. The whole Jingle All The Way album is delightful. New takes on familiar music. Lots of banjo, some didgeridoo, and more. You won’t be sorry. And if you buy now, you’ll get this set of steak knives, sharp enough to cut through this can of cranberry sauce. 

Much love…and maybe some good luck?

A Million Years Ago….

The (Early) Winter of Our Discontent

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Francis Nowalk’s here in Pittsburgh is closing its doors after more than 75 years. Frank, as he was called, worked in the store he built until Covid brought him literally to his knees in 2023. After he passed away last year, his children and grandchildren began the process of closing up the famous business, finally reaching the stage of selling off the lighting solutions and the brick-and-mortar multi-story showroom and warehouse. https://pittsburghquarterly.com/articles/a-pittsburgh-treasure/  

Since we’ve been looking for period-appropriate sconces to replace the modern lighting in our very Victorian house, we raced to their sale and what a delight it was. We were even lucky enough to get one of his handmade pieces (not even realizing he’d made it until one of the sons told us its provenance). I can’t begin to tell you how dirty we got, digging through boxes of bips and bops. I haven’t had so much fun spending money in a long time. 

There was something very bittersweet about having his children, all around my age, reminiscing about various pieces as they were sold. “Wasn’t this in the house at one point?” one sister would ask and another would agree, while one of the brothers answered, “No” in a very confident voice. Occasionally, while we were there, we’d see one of them grab something from the showroom. They’d call out, “I’m taking this to the car.” A brother or sister would sigh and call out, “Okay.” The siblings all laughed about it, though, and told us that everyone in the family has pieces from their dad’s business. “He lives in all our houses,” one of the daughters said, which is a lovely legacy. I think most of us would like to know that we’re remembered with such sweetness.

I went to a screening of A Princess Bride that included a Cary Elwes Q&A. As a single ticket, I was able to swoop in at the last minute to get a cheap seat in the third row, perfect placement for a good view of the movie and the Q&A after. There was an interesting prohibition; absolutely no pictures of Cary were permitted. We were warned that violators would be politely escorted out. 

The screening was a delight. It seemed like everyone there knew the movie. Some attendees were dressed up as Buttercup, Wesley, or the dread pirate Roberts. I even saw a six-fingered man (without his sword, of course). With the first use of “As You Wish,” there were ooohs and aaahs. When Andre the Giant appeared, the room erupted in cheers. It was wonderful. 

I’m slightly less enthusiastic about the Q&A. Cary Elwes was very funny, very polished, very emotionally removed from the event. I felt like he’d memorized his responses and enunciated them with a minimum of engagement. I may be alone in that impression, as there was a lot of laughter during his stories. They were good stories, for sure. I just felt like he’d told the same ones a thousand times. Because he has. You know?

In 2012, I think it was, my husband got us tickets to see William Shatner’s one-man show, Shatner’s World: We Just Live In It. It was my birthday present, as I am a huuuuuuuge OG Star Trek fan and might, if needed, be called upon to recite dialog from most of the 80+ episodes. So far, surprisingly, I haven’t needed to do that. But I’m ready. You know. Just in case. 

Anyway, it’s likely no surprise that I’m comparing Cary Elwes’ Q&A with Shatner’s one-man show. The difference for me is stark. Every word of Shatner’s show felt like a conversation, like he was sitting in an easy chair across the room, reminiscing about his life, even though that show ran for, maybe, three weeks on Broadway before he took it on a national tour for another eight months. It was magical, slightly deranged, and riveting to watch. 

Speaking of Shatner, if you haven’t listened to his album Has Been, you have missed something spectacular and should rectify that as soon as possible. Unlike his earlier work, this masterpiece produced by Ben Folds is often wrenching and intimate. He reflects on his life, his many mistakes, his public image. One of the interesting things about it is that listening will not make you like Shatner the man anymore than he deserves but somehow it allows you to empathize with him. I like to listen to it on longer drives, when I can really focus on the lyrics. In my humble opinion, it is not the album that you play in the background while doing dishes. 

In other music news, if you’re in the area and you’re not going to see The English Beat, are you even actually in the area? I’ve been following them for a looooong time but this will be my first time seeing them live. The venue is table seating near the stage and then some sort of balcony seating in the back. My seats are at a table. In fact, I purchased the entire table and then invited some people to join me. I just can’t bring myself to sit at a 4-top with three strangers. It is too awkward. Well…okay…the truth is that I’m too awkward. 

Winter has arrived earlier than expected. The trees, overnight, made a yellow carpet of leaves on Negley Avenue, covering the sidewalks and road. Truly, Dorothy could have found her way easily on that not-brick road, despite the blustery wind. Although the temperature rises slightly during the day, the cold Canadian air continues to rustle empty branches, whip hair into eyes, and wrestle unbuttoned coats wide. 

An elderly woman enters the coffee shop, wool coat buttoned to her neck. She has on a fanny pack, the strap at her waist around the back, the pack in front snuggled lower, below her curves. She waits patiently for her drink, which the barista announces loudly, a large peppermint hot cocoa with whipped cream and a chocolate drizzle. As she walks by me, her gold dangle earrings glint in the afternoon light. She inhales the warm peppermint scent wafting from her cup and takes a delicate lick of whipped cream before stepping into winter’s windy embrace, her gray hair tousled by the breeze. 

Another woman enters the coffee shop; a few errant leaves join her, swirling in a circle around the brick floor. Her silver hair hangs to her chin in a bob that curls under, something I could never reliably achieve. She’s wearing a puffy coat the color of lilac. How is it that some people look effortlessly stylish and some people (me. I mean me) look effortfully like we close our eyes before we pick out our outfits?

Online guidance suggested creating playlists of music familiar to my cognitively declining acquaintance. Reluctantly, because I have to listen to it too–haha, I’ve done it: Leon Russell, The Beatles, Peter, Paul & Mary, Simon & Garfunkel, and a few early 70s bands, like Moody Blues, Doobie Brothers, etc. I passionately dislike The Beatles–I know, I know–but in early childhood, I was listening to my parents’ 40s and early 50s music. I literally had two albums of my own: a Jackson Five and the Carpenters. The Beatles, in particular, were NOT on the record player. Later, when my dad was an Outlaw Country fan, we were listening to 8-tracks of Willie and Friends. My mom’s favorite music was silence. She abhorred Outlaw Country, lol. I like Willie, in particular, but I prefer his folk and indie music, such as Last Man Standing. He’s renowned for his lyricism and I find his later stuff particularly smart and quite funny. I also admire his frank disdain for people who have forgotten or perhaps deliberately misunderstood what he represents.

This morning, I entered the coffee shop early and saw an acquaintance absolutely immersed in his computer screen. I waved but he didn’t notice so I bent to his eye level and waved until he looked up and saw me. It made me, him, and the barista laugh. Day’s goals met. 

I haven’t talked much about my health but had a reminder this morning from a friend that silence can be distressing to others. So, quick update and then we won’t talk about it again unless it’s necessary: September scans picked up a new spot too small to biopsy. It’s in the gallbladder fundus, which, so that you don’t have to google, is at the top of the gallbladder under the right lobe of the liver. (I no longer have a left lobe. lol) 

It might be something. It might be nothing. My healthcare team calls it “concerning,” though not to me, which I find rather funny. They like to be very optimistic and cheerful. I’m an optimist, too, and continue to buy green bananas. (Why do I know they call it concerning? Because a resident at my PCP’s office read the medical record to me. I’m pretty sure they weren’t supposed to. haha) My next scans and bloodwork are December 1st. I’ll see my healthcare team again in mid-December, at which point we’ll know what’s next, whether it’s more scans, surgery, treatment, or a combination thereof. 

Sure, I am occasionally awash with, to paraphrase Aragorn, “…The fear that would take the heart of me.” Cholangiocarcinoma kills 80-90% of patients. I wish this weren’t my path. “”So do I,’ said Gandalf, ‘And so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.’” (Tolkien sure knew how to turn a phrase.)

I’ve had all the very difficult conversations. I’ve updated the will. I’ve made all the lists–finances, bills, passwords, etc. There’s even a spreadsheet with all the home repairs I’ve done over the years since Ken died. I’m probably more paper-work prepared for death than most of you who ALSO have no idea when you’ll die. (So, maybe, get on that. It will benefit your family.) Anyway, I’m as determined today as yesterday, and the day before, to keep living until I die. Some days the worry wins but most days I win. And now we’re done with that topic. If there’s more to say, I’ll say it when I’m ready.

Much love.

The (Early) Winter of Our Discontent

Happy Hallowe’en. Now, Get Off My Lawn.

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Just watched a couple purchase coffee and pastries, get into their car out front of the coffee shop, and light up their…er, weed stick. They passed it back and forth, back windows cracked, until they’d finished it. They got out of the car and walked to the Sephora, I think, though they pretty quickly returned to get her coffee out of the car. They walked on, out of sight, for a bit before he walked back toward the construction site down the block from me and she drove off.

The this-is-your-brain-on-drugs-propaganda version of me wants desperately to be all “you’re both impaired” blah blah blah. The version of me that watched a likely sober elderly driver nearly kill a pedestrian (by nearly I mean the pedestrian leaped backwards to avoid the car) in a crosswalk yesterday thinks the propaganda version of me should sit this one out because we have WAY bigger problems with driving than a young person toking in their car. This is not an attack on elderly drivers either. I nearly got killed recently, also in a crosswalk, by a young man in a mustang who just didn’t want to stop. Last week, I stepped off the crosswalk and stopped because there was a car approaching the intersection that was absolutely not going to stop for the red light. He didn’t stop so it’s a good thing I did. If I’d kept walking would he have stopped in time? City life is not car versus pedestrian but some days it feels like it.

There is significant non-automotive vehicular traffic in Shadyside: bicycles, motorcycles, scooters, unicycle ebikes, hoverboards. Just now, I watched someone ride a bicycle one-handed with a tray of hot drinks in his other hand. This seems somewhat of an over-reach in terms of balance, braking, steering, but I’ll never know the whole story. He passed the window in slightly more than one second and is long out of view. 

I listened, today, to the Oklou Tiny Desk Concert. Their debut album is not acoustic but this tiny concert is and, my friends, it is a delight to hear. I am left wondering if there are any instruments lead singer Marylou Mayniel can’t play, as she demonstrated fluency on the acoustic guitar, recorder, piano, and marimba over the four-song set. The songs, in this form, are gentle, melancholic, and tender. Give it a listen when you would otherwise spend 20 minutes doomscrolling. 

The shout-motivating runner is back. I haven’t seen him for a bit, kind of thought he’d changed running neighborhoods but he just gave a hearty “Woooo” as he ran by the coffee shop. Gave me a bit of a jump scare, if I’m being honest. Haha

It’s the end of the school day. A grandmother is walking with her 10 or 11ish grandson. They’re the same height, looking each other in the eye as they walk. I wonder if she thinks about how it will feel some day to have him reach down to hug her. 

What is going on today? A man on a bike–a large storage container attached to the back–just rode by holding another, empty bike, in tandem. How does he steer the second bike? This, too, seems like an over-reach. He has also passed by in a second and the story goes on without us.

I know. I know. It seems, again, as though I’m just staring out the coffee shop window, documenting what happens. Not true, though. In fact, I’m doing some research for a project at the moment and occasionally look “off into space,” and by that I mean out the window, as I consider the approach I’m taking with this new and rather epically different story.

I looked up just as a woman walked across the street and dropped a long metal chain very deliberately. It fell to the ground as though it was heavy, though I can’t tell you why I think that. In my head, I heard the sound of it dropping but I’m across the street so obv I didn’t hear anything.

A teenager just walked into the coffee shop with her friends and said (too loudly), “Oh, this is aesthetic.” After that, she was thoroughly shushed. Lol Also, she definitely picked that up somewhere–I’m guessing tiktok–because…what does she mean exactly? It’s rather like she walked in and said “this has a floor.” Yes, yes, it does. Only she said this IS aesthetic. Pause for research…. My friends, I asked the interwebs for help. The yoots and AI seem to think “aesthetic” means pretty. It does not, in fact, mean that. I believe that it is entirely possible we’re raising generation after generation of people who have not learned any critical thinking skills. 

I get that English is a fluid language but there’s a difference between “windshield” changing from “a shield from the wind” to “a window in your car” and just flat out misunderstanding what a word means. Now, get off my lawn. 

A woman is standing at the coffee bar talking on speaker phone to someone who clearly does not know she’s on speaker phone. The volume is all the way up. We are IN this woman’s business. I’m listening, of course, because 1) I’m nebby; 2) she’s standing beside me; and 3) it’s so loud I can hear the discussion over my music. I’m also a little concerned, at this point, that this is a spam call. We can check in with Angela (the woman on the other end of the call) tomorrow, though, if we haven’t received the very suspicious bill that she has just sent via the email address that she didn’t have until the woman beside me gave it to her after not receiving the paper bill because they totally had the wrong address for her. 

Not my circus. Not my monkeys. I have enough on my plate with the spam-vulnerable person (genderless and nameless for privacy yo) who, at one point, tried to text their license plate number to someone who texted them that they were at risk of losing their Alabama license that they definitely don’t even have because they live in Pittsburgh. 

I hope all scammers have not just the day but the whole-ass life they deserve.

Battery ran out of juice and the only open charging space is being “saved” by someone. I could probably have been all “first come….” Instead, I’ve switched to the Starbucks. It’s very painful, as I strongly disagree with their labor practices. In an unsurprising karmic event, I immediately burned my tongue on my hot cocoa. Deserved. Also, I hate the music that they’re playing very loudly. The song right now is “You’re Dead.” Have I already said that I hate it? I really do. I can’t play music in my headphones loud enough to drown out their music without deafening myself. I definitely deserve this.

Much love.

Happy Hallowe’en. Now, Get Off My Lawn.

“It’s A Dangerous Business, Frodo….”

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This morning’s adventures started, just as Bilbo predicted, with the opening of my front door. Our house…this is all connected; just trust the process…faces east. As soon as the sun is above the houses, the front garden gets full sun for several hours. The neighbor’s cat knows this. See exhibit A. 

Exhibit A: A cat sleeps in the middle of a late fall garden, a spot of white in a world of deep browns, greens, and reds.

Without disturbing the cat, whose name I have never learned, I began my morning walk. I am sans puppos currently because we went on a slightly too-long walk on Friday (just 2.5 miles but you would have thought it was a trek to the other side of the moon for all the post-walk dramatic sighs and groans as they SLEPT). I’m going to take them for a half-miler tonight but they’re sleeping in this morning (SPOILED!). 

After leaving my own yard, I bumped into my next door neighbor who was waiting for me so he could ask me about the huge shipping crate that was left at our house on Thursday. (I bought a 55” Itchzak Tarkay painting.) See exhibit B. While we were talking, another neighbor arrived with his dog, Max, who sang for us. That’s not 100% accurate. He sang for treats from us. Details. Details. Max has met my dogs. He loves all dogs, except my dogs. He’s afraid of my dogs who combine excessive interest in personal space with excessive barking. Max likes neither of those things.

After adoring Max the appropriate amount, I wished both neighbors an excellent day and continued my stroll. It really is a beautiful day, sweater weather, as some would say. The leaves, mostly fallen at this point, are dry and crunchy under foot. The colors are still bright, almost glittering in the sun. 

Exhibit B: An empty wooden shipping crate on the sidewalk, open side facing the camera. With its pallet, the crate is 5’6″ in height.

About half a block down the street, there’s a house with an Audubon-certified bird garden. They also have bird feeders. This morning, Woody Woodpecker was visiting. See exhibit C. Woodpeckers are commonly heard in our neighborhood but generally difficult to spot. The feeder is, I acknowledge, cheating but I play the hand I was dealt.

Less than a quarter mile later, I saw one of the neighborhood beagles. This one is the friendlier of the two. I bent to receive his usual dirty paw marks on my knees and slurpy lick to my chin. He couldn’t stay, though. According to his owner, they were headed to the college campus to soothe stressed college students. The beagle enjoys this activity immensely. The neighbor says that the college students are equally eager for his visits (the beagle’s visits, the man is merely the petting conduit).

Eventually, I decided to get breakfast at the diner, which was surprisingly busy for a Monday after what, I learned, was a Steeler’s loss. I don’t watch television, including football, and was unaware of the loss until a grieving server informed me. I tried to cover my ignorance with a “Devastating loss” comment and he rounded on me. “Infuriating,” he snapped. So, maybe, next time, I should go with the safer and more honest, “Didn’t watch the game.” lol

Exhibit C: Don’t let the bird decor fool you. The woodpecker is in the center of the frame, eating from the feeder.

After walking off a surprisingly mediocre breakfast, I arrived here, at the coffee shop. When I got here, it was staffed by a single barista who was working capably under tremendous pressure, though she confessed to me that she was internally overwhelmed. Since the line was eight people deep and growing, she was far more composed than I would have been. And so I told her. 

A very attractive man, wearing an unnecessary camel overcoat and jeans, just entered the coffee shop with a young woman in what my mother would have called a car coat. It is pink and lovely. They stayed just long enough to determine they were in the wrong spot. They stood outside talking for several minutes before walking down the sidewalk back the way they’d come. Sometimes I wish I had the Weasleys’ Extendable Ears so I could feed the nebby girl who lives inside me. (Yes, jkr is horrible and less clever on further readings. I like the ears though.)

Behind me, two young women are working, their computers open on the table. They’re talking, too, though I haven’t been listening in–I know! It seems like I always listen. When they started whispering, though, my interest was peaked. I turned off my music, the better to hear them. Disappointment awaited. It was dull gossip, not even worth their effort to be quiet. I learned something though. The whisper is what drew my attention. If they’d have gossiped in their normal voices. I wouldn’t even have noticed. 

Oh, dear. Two young people are standing outside fighting. She’s facing me, bundled up like it’s -5F. For context, I walked here in jeans that are cuffed above the ankle because they’re too short, a short-sleeved shirt, and a cardy that is now on the back of my chair. He’s wearing jeans, a sweatshirt, and a backpack. His arms are crossed over his chest. He’s mad. She’s sad. It’s a bad day (I’m stopping the rhyme here, before it becomes annoying), maybe for both of them, which, as I’m typing this, culminates in him shaking his head and turning to leave. She follows behind for a few steps, still talking. And scene. 

So much happens if you just sit and watch. A young man just left the shop with a coffee. His beanie and sweater match. There’s a smile on his face. Is he smiling about the interaction he had with the baristas? Enjoying a memory? Absorbing the light and sweetness of the day? I think that’s for the viewer to decide as they experience that story from their own seat.

Looking for something to listen to? Why not turn up Bill Withers, “Lovely Day?” It’s just right for this moment.

Much love.

“It’s A Dangerous Business, Frodo….”

Forgo the Filter: Say the Mean Part Aloud

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The weeks are busy, temperatures falling like the leaves. Gusty winds cause the trees to litter bright yellow and deep brown detritus on the sidewalk. As I’m watching, a dark red leaf is whipped into the street by the wind and smacks someone in the face. They start visibly and rub their cheek. Strange that a leaf can hurt like a word.

I’ve been helping a lot, recently, with a person who will remain anonymous (privacy, yo). They are losing life skills and sometimes boundaries. We went to breakfast recently and they asked me whether a specific individual was circumcised. That’s not even their most recent embarrassing question. I handled it like a champ, but not all of the people in hearing range were as comfortable. It was, you see, quite loudly asked. 

Things they said (in a NOT-a-whisper whisper) during our breakfast: Is that person a boy or a girl? There should be better portion control (as a very large person walks by). This bill is wrong (it wasn’t). I don’t like eggs (they ordered eggs). It makes me laugh but also it can be sooo awkward. A few weeks ago, I took them to the farmers market and they said, “I don’t like honey” to the beekeeper. It’s like social media. I’m caretaking the person who, if they could understand social media, would reply to your blueberry pie post with, “I don’t like pie.” Words that could, with a tiny bit of effort, reside only in their head fall out of their mouth like items falling out of an open backpack hanging off a jogger’s shoulders. 

Unfortunately for me, our relationship could be characterized–on my part–as obligatory. We aren’t friends and, prior to their cognitive decline, we weren’t even particularly friendly. They rely on me now. I help willingly, even though, some days, this person says things so smack-worthy that I have to take a deep breath before I reply. The problem(?) is that, although there is undoubtedly a world in which I could just walk away, I don’t live in it. My kids ask me sometimes why I continue to help. There are so many reasons but possibly the most important is that I won’t treat this person the way they treat everyone. I will, I am determined to, act toward this person the way I think I should act. I won’t be like them. I will look back on my own behavior knowing that I did the best I could, not the least that I was able, though, occasionally, I have told them that if they don’t knock it off they will be walking home.

In a strange coincidence, two people in my life are declining cognitively. Unkindly, the one for whom I would do anything lives two hours away. Because she has sundowner’s, it is kindest to visit before lunch. After lunch, as the day lengthens into evening, her fear and anxiety overcome her conditioning; she lashes out physically and verbally. So, yes, planning is involved in every visit. I leave the house early, grab an iced tea from the coffee shop, and get on the road with a downloaded audiobook before 8AM. When I can see Lake Erie gleaming deep gray on the horizon, I know I’m almost there. If traffic favored me, I’ll have time to get breakfast, most recently at The Original Breakfast Stop. No matter what, though, I have to go to Romolo’s and get not-my-Aunt G her peppermint patties. Her favorite treat used to be chocolate chip cookies but something she can’t explain changed her preference. 

There is a particular grief to watching the end of days for someone you’ve known your whole life. My not-my-Aunt Ginny is a core person for me. My earliest memories include her. In my youth, months sometimes passed when I didn’t see her, but she’s always been there, a weight-bearing pillar of my existence. We’re not related by blood but she’s as close as any who are. She calls me one of her two girls. She can’t reliably remember my name, but she remembers that. 

Often, on my visits, I’ll push her wheelchair around the facility so she can wave to everyone. In the past, she told me stories that conflated the residents with former boyfriends, neighbors, and her six siblings. The stories were good, sometimes racy, and probably partially true, though it’s impossible to know for certain. Everyone I could ask is gone. None of that matters, though. The connection is the important part. 

We’ve reached that place in dementia, though, where we spend most of our visits just sitting next to each other, holding hands. She struggles to find words now and to maintain a thought long enough to say a full sentence. Often, she’ll start to say something, search for a word from the garbled data in her brain, and trail off without realizing it. One of these days she’ll stop entirely. Hand-holding will be all that’s left, then, and it will still be all that matters. 

Much love.

Forgo the Filter: Say the Mean Part Aloud

ChatGPT Lives In A Shipping Container

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A couple with a baby in a stroller stopped in front of the old Apple store and looked at each other, confused. In unison, they pulled out their phones and started looking online, speaking to each other in Chinese. I was walking toward them and smiled. “Are you looking for the Apple store?” I asked. Again, in unison, they smiled and nodded. “YES,” he said emphatically and with relief. I explained that it had recently moved and pointed it out. He chuckled, “Ah ha.” She said, “Thank you, thank you.” They nodded and continued down the street toward the no-longer-iconic-looking store. It was a small experience, lasting less than two minutes, but lovely. A tiny exchange of connection.

The Revivalists are singing from the speakers at the coffee shop. I love their music. The lead singer, David Shaw, is a surprisingly awkward live performer. A good-looking man, he postures on stage, feather-preening and strutting like cock. (Do I mean it the way you think I mean it?) Probably the young people in front of the stage are delighted but I’m there for the music. And to shout “get off my lawn” with the curmudgeonly abandon of a middle-aged woman wearing practical shoes.

I met a friend for brunch. She looked like an advertisement for dressing well at any age. I looked like I picked out a tshirt from my 95 year old neighbor’s 1980’s cast-offs that have been sitting in a pile in her closet since Y2K. We had a lovely meal and walked around the community afterwards, finally stopping at the shipping container house under construction in Bloomfield. “The only shipping container house in Pittsburgh,” the signage advertises. We peeked inside and puzzled over how they plan to manage temperature in an all-steel structure. It is, so they claim, “far more resistant to rodents than the average stick-built home.” I guess they’re referring to that notoriously easy-to-blow-over house built by one of the three little pigs. 

There’s an elderly man across from me wearing a John Lewis “good trouble” shirt. As I’m admiring it, a young hipster-looking individual enters the shop wearing a “doing my best” hoodie. Same. Same. 

Two women are talking, sitting close together at the table next to me. They’re discussing another woman’s body: She’s very fit. (She is, but a bigger girl. You know?) Right. She has a curvy rear. (It’s quite round. But fit. She’s very fit.) Yes. I wish my boobs were as big. (I know. She has a RACK.) They both laugh. I can’t decide if they really like her or really hate her. We don’t need to discuss the incredible level of misogyny embedded in any discussion of a woman’s body by other women, particularly when they aren’t lifting her up IN her presence.

I’m editing a chapter right now and I’m thoroughly stuck. I can’t figure out what’s wrong. There’s something, though, for sure. I open the chapter, stare at it for three hours, tweak a word here or there and then sigh with frustration before closing the chapter and reopening it 15 minutes later as though something will have changed. LOL I think I’m going to delete the entire novel and just throw myself into a dustbin. Or maybe I’ll work on a later chapter to get myself unstuck. Which will I choose? Dustbin of history or more work on the book? TBD, I think.

Olivia Dean’s new album is upbeat and lyrical, with soaring harmonies. I particularly like “So Easy.” I am not listening to Taylor Swift’s new album. If I were to comment, which I do not intend to do, I think words such as “trite” and “juvenile” would work on the lyric “his love was the key that opened my thighs.” Perhaps one can become too comfortable in her fame. Certainly, with enormous wealth, one can find a writing partner other than an LLM.

I have had my first ChatGPT experience. Deliberately using passive voice here, a thing about which my former and favorite writing professor would have THINGS to say: ChatGPT was given an article that I wrote–I’m not going to get into the ethics of that right now–to review and edit. I then received a copy of the results. (My friend, if you are reading this, it’s all good. xo)

In a shocking turn of events, I found the results enlightening. ChatGPT is definitely not for me but I understand now how incredibly effective this LLM is at engaging with humans. I showed the output to one of my kids and told him that ChatGPT and I are dating. He did not find that funny, which makes it funnier to me, somehow. Anyway, my son and I talked about the results, what he made of the whole thing, what I thought of it, and the future of AI. 

A first reading of the results would suggest that I am a freaking genius who is moments away from winning a Pulitzer or Nobel in literature. My ego agrees completely with ChatGPT on this point. I drank its praise like water from the fountain of youth. But just like the fountain, all that praise is not real. ChatGPT isn’t a person. It cannot reason. It cannot think. It cannot evaluate your work for merit, talent, quality because those concepts are subjective. It is not capable of forming opinions. It isn’t a person. It does not feel. It cannot like you or hate you. It will use whatever information–true or false, conservative or liberal, fascist or antifascist–it is given. Remember, as you use it, that it’s dangerous to believe what a machine was taught to tell you. 

Much love.

ChatGPT Lives In A Shipping Container

Disco Dancing at the Diner

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An elderly beagle left a little dirt on my pant leg and a saliva-sticky mark on my chin this morning. I met him on my walk. There is nothing more pleasing than to have a dog reciprocate a greeting. He eagerly did, meeting me at the halfway mark with a nose boop and a happy tongue. 

Further on, a young woman walked toward me, up the hill. She was clearly on her way to class, striding along, backpack on her shoulders, her head slightly down as she leaned into the hill. As we were about to pass, I said, “Your hair is beautiful.” She stopped to look at me, then smiled. I smiled back and walked on down the hill in the early morning sun. 

Somewhere in my community, as I was walking and not paying attention to the cross streets, I saw a sign on a glass door. The sign said, “Actual Size.” Nothing else. There was no other marking on the door. It’s mildly funny, made me smile. What, for me, was far funnier, is that someone thought that was worth putting on the door. Maybe they even created the sign on the computer and printed it, found tape and stuck the sign to the door, and then laughed about it. Someone went to all that effort for a laugh, for no purpose OTHER than the gag. Just a giggle or a smile for anyone who takes a moment to notice it.

The server at the diner where I got a late breakfast was dancing to the 70s music that was playing. She stopped suddenly and complained to me about how hot it was in the room. “I’m so hot,” she said. “Hot and spicy.” I replied, “That’s what Joe says.” (Joe is her partner.) And we both had a good laugh. “He wishes,” she said, with a wink.

A disco song started playing. Another server danced along the aisle, singing. I asked if she knew how to do the hustle and then realized that she’s TOO YOUNG. And now, I will diminish, and go into the West and remain Galadriel. I mean Deb. 

I just looked up from my editing, thinking about how I wanted to word something, and watched a gray-haired man hop up from a bench across the way to take a picture of an older woman, presumably his partner, who was eating a cup of gelato from the pizza place. He sat back down and smiled as he showed it to her. They’re sitting so close that their arms brush as they scoop the gelato into their mouths.

A very attractive young man with black curls hanging down his back is walking in a circle outside, a large circle. He’s waiting for someone. Is he a little nervous? There are two standard waiting postures: the shift from one foot to the other while looking at a phone and the walk aimlessly. I’ve done significant (undocumented) research on this. You can trust me that he’s waiting. He’s wearing a blue and white small-check shirt and one of those zigzag hair bands to keep the curls out of his face. 

Ah, good news, readers. It’s probably 10 minutes later than when I last looked. He has met up with someone and they’re now walking, with intent, across the street. Both have smiles, friends happy to be together. Over the weekend, I watched a group of men like that meet up, long-term friends, gray beards, some bent and arthritic, faces lined. They called out when each one arrived and hugged–true hugs, not those weird backslap hugs–all around, each time. There was so much joy in the room because they were together. 

I’m working on a project and doing some research around protest music. If you use Spotify (yeah, I know what Daniel Ek is doing–he sucks), there are some real bangers on these two playlists: 

  • Rolling Stone 100 Best Protest Songs of All Time
  • 100 Best Protest Songs According to ongoinghistoryofprotestsongs.com

A warning though: there’s a lot in these songs to make you sad. Some days it seems like we’ve literally been fighting for 125 years for things that should never have been divisive.  

“You kill people and break things for a living,” says our current Secretary of Defense. Look at those words, those deeply offensive words from a want-to-be tough guy who has no experience leading anyone. I suspect it is only discipline that kept those generals and admirals in their seats while Petey and Donny postured in front of them. I felt a strong urge to verbally flip both of those men off as I watched clips of the meandering speeches that clearly highlighted how little they understand their roles or our military or our Constitution. 

A young natural-blond man (fun aside here–I wasn’t sure whether to add an e on the end of that word and turned to Merriam-Webster for assistance. It seems that ‘blonde’ is a gendered spelling. M-W recommends eschewing that and going with blond, which would be correct in this context anyway)…back to that young blond man. He is frequently at the coffee shop working on a computer, very occasionally on a call. I have no idea what job he does but I have to remark (or is it that I want to remark?) that his biceps are so large his tshirt sleeves don’t fit over them. I imagine that men are particularly jealous, though I don’t know very many women who care about the size of a man’s biceps. Awkwardly, our reflections in the garage door glass just made direct eye contact and now I shall stare deeply at my screen for at least the next three years.  

Jeff Daniels will be in town next Friday, performing at City Winery. I LONG to go but the only tickets available are singles at 4-tops. There is as much chance of me joining a table of strangers as there is of me standing on stage to sing to them. He’s a genuinely lovely performer. I am very sad.

Oh no. The person at the table between me and blond man just left. We are facing each other now and just made direct eye contact again. It’s soooo awkward. This seat is right by the window so I’m not leaving but I am absolutely not making eye contact again. Guess I’ll be typing with my eyes closed. This experience is somehow worse than that time I was sitting beside the man whose pants were below his butt cheeks.

I’m working on a new project during editing breaks. I’m not going to share details but I’m really having fun with it. It’s not what I was planning to work on next but I can hear this new protagonist’s voice so I’m making lots of notes. Many of those notes are currently more questions than anything else, such as, is protagonist a reliable narrator? Also, does protagonist have a ride-or-die?

A couple with a toddler is now sitting at the table between me and blond man. Mom and the toddler are waiting in line and an absolute giant of a man–6’7” I’m guessing–is in line behind them. That toddler is NOT having it. He’s trying to make friends, even bending all the way over to be at eye level but she noped right out of there. The man is wearing a great striped flannel that is way too short for him but really lovely. It’s deep brown, gold, and red, perfect fall colors. He has given up on chatting with the child and is talking to the mom while the dad sits at the table scrolling on a phone. I will not point out what incredibly misogynistic parenting this is. I will not point out what incredibly misogynistic parenting this is. I will not…

Um. There’s a cat in here. It’s mewing. Everyone is looking around. Some people are laughing. The guilty party is not fessing up. I hope I get to see it. So does the toddler who is in “find the cat” mode.

This is crazy. Something just hit me right in the face. It stung but no damage done. It hit me in a downward arc so it was definitely thrown by someone who probably did not intend to hit anyone. That would be unacceptable behavior in this noisy but peaceful place. There are many shenanigans here but no mean-spiritedness. I said, “Ow,” quite loudly so it’s likely that whoever did it heard me. Also, I think I know who did it. Lol

Sisters have arrived. They’re elderly, the same height, same haircut. They *might* be twins but even so, I can tell right away which one is older. They’re sitting together outside. Older sister is in a light blue shirt and matching blouse unbuttoned, long sleeves rolled up to her elbows. Her sister is wearing a pink shirt with a pinky-peach checked blouse, also unbuttoned, cuffs rolled back. They’re eating the delicious pasta salad available from the coffee shop and sharing what looks like an Arnold Palmer. (I’m so nebby. haha) I wish I could hear them talking. I can tell from their body language that they finish each other’s sentences. And that they love each other. There’s a softness in the way they’re handing each other napkins and utensils. I’ll bet when they fight it’s hilarious to watch. Gentle, biting words while they work together to make dinner. Lol

My sister (Hi sis) and I do NOT fight like that. When we fight, it’s claws out, daggers drawn, pistols at dawn. Hehe My poor brother-in-law. What he has to endure. I don’t know why he puts up with us. Well, particularly me. He MARRIED you, sis. Lol

There’s a tiny, tripod terrier outside. It could not weigh more than 5 pounds. Cuteness overload.

Much love.

Disco Dancing at the Diner